Can't eat beef, mad cow disease ... Can't eat chicken, bird flu. Can't eat eggs ... salmonella. Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat. Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides.
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Chocolate is a Vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.